HOW TO ASSASSINATE THE PRESIDENT Presidents these days tend to be a pesky problem, they never do what the public wants them to do, they are always making fake promises and most of the time the only reason they get elected is because their money. The solution to this problem is plain and simple . . . Kill them and keep getting rid of em ‘till you find one that is actually honest, trustworthy and in tune with …showed first 75 words of 548 total…

…showed last 75 words of 548 total…of your possession you can make your way into the public. Calmly join the crowd of horrified onlookers and act like nothing happened. These steps are made for the reason . . . to get rid of a President, if you follow these steps you will most likely get away with the crime. Remember that there are always faults in plans, nothing goes as smoothly as planned, but be smart and cautious and know that crime doesn't pay.