Who’s the Neanderthal Now? This morning I waked at seven o’ clock, and I was astonished to see a Neanderthal women standing on the lawn. Why would a Neanderthal woman come to Texas? , I pondered. I’ve heard of such encounters from other places all over the globe, Sweden, Sri Lanka, Brazil, and even some parts in Canada. I never thought I’d see the day when a Neanderthal woman is found within the …showed first 75 words of 774 total…

…showed last 75 words of 774 total…the heart of innocent little girl, but she was as cold as ice. I not only lost out on my fabulous fame, fortune, and publicity, but my mom is going to kill me when she finds her whole house is missing, I thought to myself. There beside me on the floor I saw a small white paper. I picked it up and in messy black pen ink it simply said, “Who’s the Neanderthal Now?”