Talking about “it” How can you? How can you talk about something that has no good names? When I was little it was a cookie—I never got that one… “Don’t forget to wash behind your ears and your cookie.” Wait, aren’t cookies food? That’s not cool. Frankly, I’ve never seen chocolate chips down there… As I got older, it became a “crotch” but that just sounds vulgar. There’s too …showed first 75 words of 502 total…

…showed last 75 words of 502 total…talking about their “privates.” Men can bravely speak about their penises without fear of ridicule, but when a woman talks about her vulva, it has to be quieted and shoved under the table—even by the woman herself. Frankly, I’m proud that I own a clitoris—the only body part whose only purpose is to give pleasure. And, I’ve been known to dip my hand into the “cookie jar” from time to time…