ALL I WANTED WAS TO MAKE A BIRTHDAY CAKE FOR MY GRANNY Once upon a time, I was making a birthday cake for my dear old Granny Wolfer. Also, I had a terrible sneezing cold on this particular day .As I was making the birthday cake I ran out of sugar. So I walked down the street to ask my neighbor for a cup of sugar. This neighbor was not just an ordinary human; instead …showed first 75 words of 830 total…

…showed last 75 words of 830 total…is history. The news reporters found out about the two pigs I had for dinner. They figured a sick guy going to borrow a cup of sugar didn't sound very exciting. Nevertheless, they jazzed up the story with all of that "Huff and puff and blow your house down.” All of this is nonsense. Also, they granted me the name “The Big Bad Wolf’’. This is what really happened on this day. I was framed.