The Soap Opera for Men “Kaaaaplllowww!” was the only sound heard as the Undertaker fell straight to the canvas. While the referee was busy tinkering with an exposed, stainless steel turnbuckle on the right side of the ring, little did he realize what was going on in the match. In the few moments that the referee was preoccupied, Stone Cold Steve Austin managed to obtain a black, metal folding chair from the outskirts of the …showed first 75 words of 1587 total…

…showed last 75 words of 1587 total…winning the WWF Championship belt. Use a steel chair whenever possible because it would be unfortunate if someone like the Rock had to “take you to Know Your Roll Boulevard, walk you down Jabroni Drive, and check you straight into the Smackdown Hotel!” “1…….2…….3” the referee yelled out loud as he pounded his hand on the canvas while counting each successive number. The match was over and Stone Cold Steve Austin again left the ring victorious.