Comic Monologue - The names Smith…Sherlock Smith What am I doing here at St. Oak’s prison school? I should be out there in the real world fighting crime. PC Evans of St. Oak’s Police who really works for MI6 even said to me once “you av eagle eyes you do”. That time I helped him find his handcuffs. He said i should be on the force because they need someone like me …showed first 75 words of 1864 total…

…showed last 75 words of 1864 total…But why he has them will shock you se be prepared. The paint on the yoyos is toxic...He is using them with the aid of matched and a cauldron to create weapons of mass destruction out of the yoyos. He is storing them in boxes down in his basement. I have seen it with my own eyes. I think it is out duty to tell someone. Has anyone got George Bush’s phone number?