Dear Freshman Friend: Hello and welcome to college! You will spend the next four years of your life studying, sleeping, eating, exercising, making friends, making enemies, falling in love, being heart broken, plagiarizing, and suffering in this ancient institution called university. You probably learned from brochures, applications, and other similar college advertisements the number of volumes the library owns, the name of your future college professors, and even how many hectares the university covers. But …showed first 75 words of 820 total…

…showed last 75 words of 820 total…because you absolutely love his/her lectures (it can earn you at least an A-, guaranteed). This way, dear friend, after four years of dealing with the same tedious and painful routine, the day will finally come when you’ll stand up in front of several hundred people to get your college diploma. Just to find out that you can’t get anywhere without a graduate degree. Take care and good luck. Sincerely A Friend